Aaron Paul, who immortalised the drug addict Jesse Pinkman on AMC's "Breaking Bad", turns 36 on Thursday, 27 August. To celebrate the same, we have compiled a list of best Jesse Pinkman quotes:
"...And the Bag's in the River" (Season 1 Episode 3)
Walter White: Because you didn't follow my instructions.
Jesse Pinkman: Oh, well heil Hitler bitch and let me tell you something else. We flipped a coin. OK, you and me. You and me. Coin flip is sacred.
"Negro Y Azul" (Season 2 Episode 7)
Jesse Pinkman: We're gonna be kings, understand? Well, I'm gonna be king, you guys'll be princes or dukes or something.
"One Minute" (Season 3 Episode 7)
Jesse Pinkman: What happens now? I'll tell you what happens now. Your scumbag brother-in-law is finished. Done. You understand? I will own him when this is over. Every cent he earns, every cent his wife earns is mine. Any place he goes, anywhere he turns I'm gonna be there, grabbing my share. He'll be scrubbing toilets in Tijuana for pennies, and I'll be standing over him to get my cut. He'll see me when he wakes up in the morning, and when he crawls to sleep in whatever rat hole's left for him after I shred his house down. I will haunt his crusty ass forever until the day he sticks a gun up his mouth and pulls the trigger just to get me out of his head. That's what happens next.
"Box Cutter" (Season 4 Episode 1)
Jesse Pinkman: We're all on the same page.
Walter White: And what page is that?
Jesse Pinkman: The one that says if I can't kill you, you'll sure as shit wish you were dead.
"Buyout" (Season 5 Episode 6)
Jesse Pinkman: I, uh, I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It's usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It's like, "Hell yeah, I'm stoked for this lasagna!" And then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it's like... it's like you're eating a scab... I mean, seriously, what's that about? It's like, yo, what ever happened to truth in advertising?
