Happy Teacher's Day
Funny Teachers' Day quotes and jokes to share on Whatsapp and FacebookTaare Zameen Par/YouTube

Happy Teacher's Day! It is a special day to honour teachers. In India, Teachers' Day is celebrated on 5 September on the birthday of Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan, the second president of India.

Dr Radhakrishnan was a philosopher and a teacher par excellence and when some of his students and friends approached him to seek his permission to celebrate his birthday, he requested that they should use the day to show their appreciation to their teachers. Since then 5 September is celebrated as Teachers' Day in India.

On Teacher's Day students dress up as teachers and teach junior class students. The day is marked by celebrations that include cultural programme, debate competitions, song and dance. 

To add more fun to this day, we have compiled some funny quotes and jokes that you can share with your teachers and friends through SMS, WhatsApp or Facebook while wishing them a Happy Teacher's Day: 

Teacher's Day - Share Funny Quotes on WhatsApp and Facebook

* A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. Joyce Meyer, Christian author and speaker

* The fault of another is a good teacher. ~German Proverb

* The older I got, the smarter my teachers became. ~Anonymous

* Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. Daniel Boorstin,American historian

* We need excellence in public education and if the teachers can't do it, we'll send in a couple of policemen. Frank Rizzo, American police officer and politician.

* I see the mind of the five-year-old student as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness. Sylvia Ashton Warner,  writer, poet and educator from New Zealand

* Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. Gracie Allen, American comedienne

* Behind every successful student there is one Girl friend and behind many failed student there is a beautiful teacher. - Anonymous 

Teacher's Day Jokes to Share with Friends on SMS, Whatsapp and Facebook

* Teacher: 'Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.'

Craig: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'

* Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."

From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."

* Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
   Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

* What do you call a teacher without students?

* What do you call a teacher without students?
   Broke...oh wait, that's a regular teacher

* Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  Teacher: Of course not
   Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework

* The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

* The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

(SourceTeachersdayquotesiloveindia and Teachhub

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