A prank tweet, posted by a man on the official Domino's Pizza UK Twitter handle, claiming he made love to one of their pizzas and burnt his penis severely and would now like a refund, has gone viral.
.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
At the time of writing, the post was retweeted 715 times and favourited 275 times.
The most hilarious part of the prank was that the official Twitter handle of Domino's, @Dominos_UK, responded to the tweet in a very professional manner, no matter how many times the prankster attacked it with insane tweets.
Following are the exchanges that took place between the prankster with the handle @ITK_Agent_Vigo and the official Domino's Pizza UK:
Prankster: HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.
Domino's Pizza UK: Please contact our head office - firstname.lastname@example.org regarding this matter.
Prankster: DISGUSTING FOB OFF, YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?
Domino's Pizza UK: Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
Prankster: I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY B***S AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED
Domino's Pizza UK: As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this
Prankster: LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A B*** J**, PLEASE ADVISE.
Domino's Pizza UK: It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!
After this conversation another user with a profile name Daniel tweeted to the Domino's Pizza: "How are you even managing to stay professional?!", to which Domino's replied: "You will not believe that this can actually happen. The method of how is usually lost in translation though."