While the world may still be grey, we can all agree beer makes it seem a lot brighter – blurrier, to be exact. Regardless, beer-lovers all thank the first man than thought brewing it and in memory of the beer ever brewed – probably in the Neolithic era – we celebrate International Beer Day.
Since the International Beer Day of 2015 falls on Friday 6 August, we thought it apt to celebrate it by compiling some of the funniest quotes and messages that you can share with friends and family:
He was a wise man who invented beer. - Plato
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that is almost the same thing! – Anonymous.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky Friedman
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. - Tom T Hall
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. - Billy Carter
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. - Billy Carter
"Mommy watch this!" is the toddler equivalent of "Hold my beer." It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place. - Anonymous
I only drink beer on two occasions; when it is my birthday and when it is not. – Anonymous.
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. - Steven Hall
