Jokes on Rajinikanth go viral on social media during his birthday or release of his movies. This year, with his birthday coinciding with the release of his latest outing "Lingaa," a new set of jokes on Rajini Saar is being circulated fast on Twitter, Facebook, Whatsapp and SMS.
Here are 20 brand new jokes on South Indian superstar Rajinikanth:
1. When Rajinikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes!!!
2. Rajinikanth purchased a road roller. Guess why? To iron his clothes!!!
3. A farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajinikanth's statue. Birds returned grains they took last year as well!
4. If Rajinikanth works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!
5. Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking, "Solve any 100 questions". He solved all 150 and wrote, "Rascalla! Check any 100!"
6. One day Rajinikanth thought to play cricket in monsoon. Rain stopped to allow him to play! ☔
7. Tonight at 9.00 pm Rajinikanth can be seen in the sky as he is participating in the Asian Games' high jump event!
8. Rajinikanth's next project is the "Titanic" in Tamil. However, he has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors and the ship survive. Rajini swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and the Titanic in the other! ⛵
9. Rajnikant doesn't breathe as air comes to hide in his lungs!
10. Once a photo of Rajinikanth was given for Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened. We got two copies of the Xerox machine!
11. Once upon a time Rajinikanth used tooth powder to get strong teeth. Today that powder is known as Ambuja Cement!
12. Rajinikanth can produce fire by rubbing two ice cubes!
13. Rajinikanth runs until treadmill gets tired!
14. In the back cover of World Record Books it is written, "All records are held by Rajini and listed names are second in place! ✌
15. Rajinikanth added Facebook as his friend!
16. Once Rajinikanth was on the hot seat in KBC and computer needed to choose the questions!
17. Rajinikanth can whistle in five different languages!
18. Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
19. If Rajinikanth's PC hangs. It's time for next Windows release by Microsoft!
20. Rajinikanth can send Whatsapp from a roadside PCO..☎