The New Year brings new hope, aspirations and challenges. This is the time of the year to leave behind all sorrows, worries and failures and welcome a new beginning.
People across the world welcome the New Year by partying and wishing their loved ones. They expect to correct their failures and set a roadmap for the goals they wish to achieve in the next 12 months.
People also make New Year resolutions with the hopes that they fulfil the promise made to themselves. It is a new beginning and people start it on a positive note. Even as they make plans to get closer to their dreams, they start the new beginning by celebrating the occasion and wishing their friends and family.
Here, we have compiled funny quotes and resolutions to add a little humour to the celebration. People can click here to send inspirational quotes. And also, follow this link to send picture-related wishes and to know about interesting facts.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
"ÎŸut with the Î¿ld, in with the new" is a fitting expression fÎ¿r a holiday that is based on vÎ¿miting.
A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won't start over with a blank slate.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticising, sanctioning and moulding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
New Year Resolution: Tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!
May god inspire you to finally enrol in that anger management course in New Year!
I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over the TV remote this New Year!
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Maturity is when you realise that New Year won't change your life.
I will conserve water this year.I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more. Happy New Year!
If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!
This New Year I'm on a lookout for a bank that will give me a big loan and then forget me forever.
This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! -Joey Adams
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
Let us not drink to the past, but to the future.