A decade after "Friends" finale, the show still remains one of the most popular ones in American television history. We look for reasons to reminisce the hilarious quotes that the central characters Ross, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe and Joey said during the ten seasons of the monumental show.
Since 2 November, 2015 marks the 49th birthday of David Schwimmer aka Ross, we decided to go through some of the best quotes of the eldest child of the Geller family.
The One With All The Jealousy
Ross: (on phone) Hi, is Rachel there?
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: This is Ross?
Mark: Ross of.....
Ross: Of Ross and Rachel.
The One With The Flashback
Ross: I think my marriage might be kind of over.
Phoebe: Oh, my God, why?
Ross: Cause Carol's a lesbian, and I'm not... and apparently it's not a mix and match situation.
The One With Ross' Tan
Ross: You sprayed my front twice! The Tanning Salon
Guy: You never turned?
Ross: No! I barely even got to three Mississippi.
The Tanning Salon Guy: Mississippi? I said count to five.
The One with Unagi
Ross: About that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what would you do next?
The Instructor: Well, she would try to take her keys and then jam...
Ross: No. No, what would *you* do next?
The Instructor: Who, me? The Attacker?
Ross: Yes, That's right.
The Instructor: Why?
Ross: I tried attacking two women - did not work.
The Instructor: What?
Ross: It's OK. I mean, they're my friends. In fact I was married to one of them.
The Instructor: Let me get this straight. You attacked youe ex-wife?
Ross: Oh, no, no, no. I *TRIED*.
The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song
Rachel: You sang to our baby daughter a song about a guy who loves to have sex with women with giant asses.
Ross: If you think about it, it promotes a healthy body image because even big butts or juicy doubles are... please don't take her away from me.