Aubrey Anderson-Emmons, the adorable actress who brings Lily Tucker-Pritchett to life on ABC's "Modern Family," is turning nine on Monday, June 06. In celebration of her birthday, here are some of the funniest and memorable quotes of Lily from the eight seasons of the show:
Cam [giving Lily dating advice]: Definitely compliment his outfit, laugh at his jokes...
Lily: What if they aren't funny?
Cam: Oh honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn't give with both hands.
Lily: [Mitch and Cam are dancing romantically] Are we almost done with fairy time?
Mitch: [in unison, flustered] Lily! Of all the...
Cam: Lily, that's offensive.
Lily: [Shot reveals she was wearing a fairy costume] I just want to get out of this costume.
Lily: It's a nightmare.
Mitch: Well, someone inherited her father's flair for hyperbole.
Lily: So Larry [the cat] gets to use the couch but I don't?
Cam: Well, Larry is white.
Lily: But you chose me.
Lily: I'm bored.
Cam: I know, honey, but right now your daddies are talking about what they're going to wear, and that's a very stressful conversation.
Lily: Cry me a river.
Mitch: You know, I'm not liking this snarky attitude.
Lily: Do you want me to call you a wah-mbulance?
Mitch: Lily, it's your daddies. Can we talk to you?
Lily: Okay, where's the spider?
Cam: Okay, do you have any queens?
Lily: Yeah, two big ones.